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RESIDENTIAL LENDING NEWSLETTER
Volume 11: Issue 1 | January 26, 2022
You are receiving this letter because you are a client of either Blackburne & Sons or C-Loans, Inc. Removal instructions are below. Today we'll discuss the case for gold. We also have lots of cute, clean jokes, some funny pics, and a video of some of Betty White's best moments.
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Joke Du Jour
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out. "Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!" "What's so peculiar about it?" the bartender said. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives.”
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Cello Joke
"A cellist in Oregon was arrested after police found over 100 pounds of marijuana in his car trunk. Thankfully, when they pulled him over, he didn't resort to violins.” — Seth Meyers
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- Today's Observation -
The Case for Gold
Two very senior strategists for Blackstone, the same brilliant folks who bought up tens of thousands of rental houses eight years ago, recently issued their list of the Ten Surprises of 2022.
This is the 37th year that Byron Wien and Joe Zidle have given their views on a number of economic, financial market, and political surprises for the coming year. Byron and Joe define a "surprise" as an event that the average investor would only assign a one out of three chance of taking place, but which the two believe is "probable," having a better than 50% likelihood of happening.
One his surprises is that the price of gold will rally by 20% in 2022 to a new record high. Despite strong growth in the US, investors will seek the perceived safety and inflation hedge of gold amidst rising prices and market volatility. Gold will reclaim its title as a haven for newly minted billionaires, even as cryptocurrencies continue to gain market share.
I personally think they make a good case. While gold can be a decent, if not the best, hedge against inflation,
gold is one of the rare investments
that is not the debt of another.
When the stock and bond market are crashing, as everyone is fleeing to cash, gold typically falls the least. Make no mistake; gold still falls during financial crashes - like the S&L Crisis, the Dot-Com Meltdown, and the Great Recession - because even the baby and his bathwater are for sale.
Gold typically falls the least, however, because it is not the debt of another. Gold cannot default. That is a wonderful thing when household names and Fortune 500 companies are defaulting on their bonds and going bankrupt.
How will Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies do during the next financial crisis? I suspect they will underperform, and some might even go to zero. Anonymous entries in a blockchain remind me an awful lot of “eyeballs” during Dot-Com Mania. Most (all?) big financial crises involve huge losses in some sort of malinvestment (a boneheaded investment), and cryptocurrencies would sure fit that bill. The two smart guys from Blackstone, guys who are clearly smarter than me, only suggest that cryptocurrencies will continue to win converts. We’ll see.
The markets, especially the real estate market, are due for their regular meltdown, which seems to happen every 10 to 14 years. It has now been 14 years since the Great Recession.
The property meltdown in China may be the trigger. Will the Chinese authorities be able contain the Evergrande Crisis to the peeing section of their swimming pool? I doubt it. Some little kid, lining the parade, just shouted out, "President Xi is naked,” and “the Chinese real estate market is greatly overbuilt.” Smart kid, huh? Haha.
So maybe its time to own a little gold in your portfolio.
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Sweet Zoo Joke
This nice lady tells the story: My favorite spot at our local zoo is the House of Night, where nocturnal creatures crawl and fly about. One very bright day, I stepped into the exhibit and was plunged into total darkness. Almost immediately, a small hand grabbed mine. And who do you belong to?" I asked. His answer came swiftly, "I'm yours until the lights come on!”
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Business Purpose Rental Home Loans in Most States
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Please pay special attention to the following: Unlike other hard money brokers, Blackburne & Sons Realty Capital Corporation makes home loans with a 15-year term (30-year amortization), and there is NO prepayment penalty. Our competitors make just three-year or five-year bridge loans. Our loans are clearly better because you may want to hold the property. These loans are sometimes known as buy-to-rent loans.
Historically, Blackburne & Sons was mostly a commercial lender. This has now changed. We are aggressively aggressively seeking non-owner occupied home loans. We have already closed loans in the following states, and our attorney can quickly research your state to verify that we can lend there. Unfortunately, in a handful of states, an NMLS license is not enough.
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Commercial:
NATIONWIDE
Residential:
- Alaska
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- California
- Colorado
- Delaware
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- Georgia
- Hawaii
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- New Hampshire
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- Ohio
- Oklahoma
- Pennsylvania
- Rhode Island
- South Carolina
- Tennessee
- Texas
- Virginia
- Washington
- West Virginia
- Wisconsin
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What about YOUR state? If you have a real-life deal, we’ll hire our attorney to quickly research its availability.
The property has to be non-owner occupied, and the purpose of the loan must be for business. Remember, the nice thing about business purpose home loans from Blackburne & Sons is that our loans have a 30-year amortization, a 15-year term, and no prepayment penalty.
Call or email your favorite loan representative by clicking their picture:
(916) 338-3232
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ALICIA GANDY
(916) 338-3232 Ext. 310
gandy@blackburne.com
CA DRE #01430908
NMLS #389678
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CLICK ME!
to send an email
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GEORGE BLACKBURNE
(916) 338-3232 Ext. 314
georgeiv@blackburne.com
CA DRE #01873244
NMLS #382122
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CLICK ME!
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TOM BLACKBURNE
(916) 338-3232 Ext 317
tommy@blackburne.com
CA DRE #01919403
NMLS #1014118
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Mime Joke
"According to a new study, women are more attracted to men who talk less. Which is why you often overhear women say, 'Check out that mime.'” — Conan O'Brien
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Video - The Best of Betty White
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Final Funny
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The bartender pours the man a drink on the house and he puts the rat and piano away. After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pockets again and pulls out the tiny rat and tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into a third pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music. While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money. "Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it," the man answered. "The frog was nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
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A member of the Blackburne Family of Companies
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555 University Avenue, Suite 150
Sacramento, CA 95825
P: (916) 338-3232
F: (916) 338-2328
CA DRE #829677 // NMLS #103430
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